• WiFi: connected
  • Me: then fucking act like it
  • Me on my wedding day: you still like me right
  • damn-you-steven-moffat:

    if you were a fruit you’d be a fineapple

    (Source: bastardalayne)

    bilboh:

    one time in sixth grade this kid shouted “urethra” instead of “eureka”

    (Source: asukaas)

    cantwaitforpizza:

    cantwaitforpizza:

    cantwaitforpizza:

    the sun has come out

    the sun is gay

    *white girl voice* why are the hot ones always gay

    (Source: tomsigh)

    striders:

    every group of friends has a mom friend and if u dont have one then u are the mom friend

    Other people are not medicine.
    ― It took me 9 years to figure that out  (via l-eer)

    (Source: slutsandsinners)

    alexheree:

    john green this is all ur fault stop blaming the stars

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